Sure you can't become a secretary without fucking? — Nah, no way 😎

Patient, touch me over there — let's rule out a boner problem

Why are you whining? You're the one who put your ass on the line, so bear it now

Honey, let's swap — you give me anal and I'll give you Mortal Kombat

Don't whine about anal - you teased your ass and got your dick there

Have you promised to fulfill any wish on New Year's Eve? Here, let's go to the anus